How many ___s does it take to change a lightbulb?
(a) Charismatics -- Only one, hands already in the air anyway.
(b) Catholics -- none. They use candles.
(c) Baptists -- CHANGE??!!??!!
(d) Pentecostals -- Ten. One to change, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness
(e) Presbyterians -- None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
(f) Episcopalians -- Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
(g) United Methodists -- We choose not to make a statement either in favor
of or against the need for a lightbulb. However, if in your own journey, you
have found that a lightbulb works for you, that is fine.
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